Bald and Beautiful

It's taken me a long time to realize that being bald isn't so bad. It is actually a natural way to save money. If you're bald you will never have to buy shampoo or conditioner again. Do you know what else you will probably never need to buy again? Condoms, you will never need to buy condoms, unless you are about to jerk off and you don't feel like cleaning it up.

I'm sorry, but nobody thinks bald guys are hot. Can I get a show of hands of all the women that find bald guys attractive? That's good, the one and a half of you can put your hands down now. Now can I get the phone numbers, of all the women that would fuck me? See, I told you. People don't like bald guys.