Dreams

I have always had a dream about becoming a comic. I am not talking about child hood aspirations or day dreams. I am talking about actual, "I go to sleep and I am a stand up comic" dream. However they never seem to end well, which makes me kinda think they are nightmares! If anyway in the crowd takes their face of tonight and tries to lasso me with their lizard tongue, then I am outta here! So please save it for home.