Technical Difficulty

After several drinks last night, I woke up this morning and I am still annebriated. Don't funnel everclear and don't play beer pong with vodka. I think that is why they call it beer pong, You are supposed to play it with beer. Here is another nugget of wisdom, tampon strings should be flavored. Not like a Summer's Eve/Masengil flavor it should be something that complements the flavor, can anyone say Lemon and Capers.