Anal Satan

I watched a lot of stand up comedy growing up and I noticed that everyone recycles the same joke about Mexican food. They all say it's a conspiracy, it's cheese, beef, lettuce, and corn tortilla served the same way. I realized something about taco bell the other day. It isn't made from standard Mexican food. It is made from Satan. I took a shit the other day and it smelled like taco bell, but that isn't the funny thing. The amusing thing is that it has been over a year since I have eaten taco bell. This stuff will stay in your system as a little spiritual hitchhiker until you get to hell.