Yowser Bowser

My friend just got a new puppy the other day and he keeps telling me how women keep coming up to play with his puppy. Apparently, chicks love puppies and you can use that to pick up women. So now all I have to do is find something else that women love. So I thought and I thought and blamo it blindsided me like a simian projectile at the zoo. It's true Women, neigh Ladies, do love babies, but it just so happens that sweety, toothless bald men in diapers don't quite make the mommies swoon. To be honest I don't think they really like puppies either, because every time I tried to sniff some bitches ass she just hit me with her purse. Did I do something wrong?