Change Of Heart

Lots of people make racial jokes, but I'm not one of them. OK Maybe I am, but I don't like to make racial jokes, especially black jokes. Every time I do, I start to think. The next thing you know, I am wishing that I was black, but then I realize I am. Well not black everywhere, just where it counts. *grabs crotch and jiggles* That's right, My heart is as black as they come. The faint of heart can't just crack the negro jokes, but the weak of mind don't really have a problem with it. This is where I come in. The last time I saw someone this weak of mind they were wearing a mink coat and some high heels in the shower. I'm sorry Mom, I know I wasn't going to tell anyone!