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Have you ever had sex in the morning only to go to the bathroom later in the day and smell vagina. You aren't sure where it came from, but you hope it is coming from you or the woman next to you, "Hey why am I in the woman's bathroom?" Nevermind that, you hope it is coming from you, because that means you had sex, with a woman, and then you remember that you did have sex with a woman earlier that morning and now you are so happy, that you could eat candy, all day, forever. I have never had that experience. I have been unfortunate enough to have been at work and remembered that I had sex with a hooker that morning. I have also remembered that I just happened to forget to untie that very same prostitue, from the towel rack in my bathroom. I decided not to go home immediately and untie her, because she had plenty of water, it isn't like I tied her to the couch where she had to watch TV all day with nothing to drink, because that is the worst. Having been tied to a couch all day before, I wouldn't recommend it or do it to anyone else. Turns out, tied up hookers don't like to be tied to towel racks. I think this is why she urinated on my floor while they are trying to chew through her hand and in to freedom. I know it was her hand, because it was still tied to the towel rack and the middle finger was propped up with Q-tips. I guess that will teach me about being forgetful, but did she have to give me the finger?