Bite Size

I went to a party with my girlfriend the other night. On the way there, she asked me politely, "Do you think you could tone it down tonight?" I asked, "What are you talking about, tone it down?" She said, "Well sometimes you can be a little hard to swallow." I don't know why I should have to change, "It isn't my fault that I don't come in bite size pieces and it isn't my fault that I have a high sperm count."