Every Which Way, But Down

People should stop lying to themselves about snow. They need to see it for what it is, Rain. Snow and Rain are both water, one is just slightly retarded. If not full blown retarded, then at least partially handicapped. Why do you think snow floats all over, it thinks it needs to fall, but it doesn't go straight down. It is to busy floating around hugging all of the other snow flakes. In the given predicament of falling, I think I would rather be snow than rain. Rain just falls straight down really fast and splat, hits the ground. Snow on the other hand is, as we have established, handicapped. So it is obvioulsy wearing a miniature bicycle helmet and that is why it is white.