Where did it go wrong

I should have been hit by a bus in the seventh grade. I blame it all on puberty. So I was a late bloomer, and I went from being immortal to being sub-par. I just never caught up. Now things are starting to fall apart. I have a bum finger and crooked back. Of all the genes I could have gotten from my dad, charisma, speed, rhythm, a full head of hair, what did I get? I got huge balls. Who needs that? Thanks Pop.