Small Dog, Big Crowd

yip yip little dog
gliding through fat female feet
do not look up now

Act Fast

The clock ticks quickly
life squanders itself with glee
carpe diem friend

Is everyone the Same

The ultimate man
careens through his blanched life
while distinction hides

Phone Bill Fury

There is something about phone bills that freak people out. Either you are one of those people that are proud of how much you talked on your phone or you are one of the people that cringe at the site of a $20 additional charge for roaming. I spend $20 in a half hour drinking on a almost nightly basis with no worry and then I wince once a month when I see that insignificant bill. It doesn't make sense to me. That is why I have autopay setup. So they might over charge me once every few months, what do I care I never see it. What I don't know...

Did he say Wassle or Waffle???

Christmas is now here
Time to spread holiday cheer
I'd rather have sex