Louisiana Saturday Night

I enjoy being in Louisiana. The food is great, I think the weather is picture perfect, and the people are friendly and enjoyable. Louisiana is a place that would make you want to stay there forever, but that is the problem. You live there under the guise of a wanton life and the years just roll along happily. Then before you realize it you are 59 and you have black lung from living near the refineries, you have no teeth, something I like to call the "Cajun Effect", and your dog just married your first born son. I don't want to live there. It is nice to visit, because you get to hang out with great people and have a great time, but you have to leave before the family pet marries into the family.