The Mighty Laser Pointer

Can you believe they arrested a guy, because he was pointing a laser pointer at commercial airplanes, as they flew by? The authorities said he may be a terrorist and that he was trying to blind the pilots to bring the plane down. I know this is possible if you have a million dollar laser, but a 77 cent laser pointer from cvs, wow. I remember when buying a laser pointer and shining it in someone's eye meant you were an asshole. Now you are a terrorist asshole. I guess the times are a changin'.

How Symbolic

A symbol is a sign that represents something else.
A star, in a theatrical context, is someone that plays someone else or possibly something else.

Based on those definitions, you can say that stars are symbols.

Look at the phrase "Sex Symbol", which in most cases we are talking about stars. It has a nice ring to it. Most sex symbols are musicians athletes, models, or actors AKA Stars. Since symbols can be stars lets take the phrase "Sex Symbol" and replace the word symbol with star. Now we have a "Sex Star", it doesn't sound like something people want to be, unless you are into porn.

Safe, but with some Sounds

Have you ever got yourself dressed and ready for work? Sure you have, so you should be familiar with the process. I went through my process this morning, but there was a minor hiccup. I had just put my bike helmet on, rolled up my pant leg and I was about to head out of the door, when a sudden gurgle came from my stomach. Oh no, it's the Rhea. I ran upstairs dropped trou and sat. Ahh, the relief. I was settling into the "groove", when I looked in the mirror an to my surprise I saw a giant blue helmet on my head. It really was shocking. If you have never tried to take a dump with a helmet on, then I would suggest that you give it a shot. It feels very safe, but strangely unsettling. However, I kept having this strange urge to fall of the pot and see if I got any head injuries.

I remember that

Have you ever had sex in the morning only to go to the bathroom later in the day and smell vagina. You aren't sure where it came from, but you hope it is coming from you or the woman next to you, "Hey why am I in the woman's bathroom?" Nevermind that, you hope it is coming from you, because that means you had sex, with a woman, and then you remember that you did have sex with a woman earlier that morning and now you are so happy, that you could eat candy, all day, forever. I have never had that experience. I have been unfortunate enough to have been at work and remembered that I had sex with a hooker that morning. I have also remembered that I just happened to forget to untie that very same prostitue, from the towel rack in my bathroom. I decided not to go home immediately and untie her, because she had plenty of water, it isn't like I tied her to the couch where she had to watch TV all day with nothing to drink, because that is the worst. Having been tied to a couch all day before, I wouldn't recommend it or do it to anyone else. Turns out, tied up hookers don't like to be tied to towel racks. I think this is why she urinated on my floor while they are trying to chew through her hand and in to freedom. I know it was her hand, because it was still tied to the towel rack and the middle finger was propped up with Q-tips. I guess that will teach me about being forgetful, but did she have to give me the finger?