Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Letting Go

I am afraid of the Night, but it is better than Mourning.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Enjoy Life

When you live to work, then sometimes life begins to feel like work.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Nasal Drip

When gay people laugh does santorum shoot out of their noses? Kinda like milk, but gayer. Disclaimer: This joke was approved by all of my gay friends.

Gaybe he is Gaybe he isn't

The easiest way to tell if a dude is gay is to follow him into the bathroom when he is about to take a piss. If he doesn't spit in the urinal before he unleashes the torrent, then he is as queer as a 3 legged kitten. At least that is what I have heard. I don't know if it is true or not, because I am not in the habit of following dudes into the bathroom...