Hooray

I think I want an android girlfriend. That way I can get a small speaker attached to her that yelled, "Boobies!", every time she took her shirt off. It would save me time, because I wouldn't have to do it.

What is That

Don't you hate it when you get crusty spots on your jacket sleeve and you can't tell what they are? They are too stiff to be perfume, but they smell to good to be semen.