Letting Go
I am afraid of the Night, but it is better than Mourning.
When gay people laugh does santorum shoot out of their noses? Kinda like milk, but gayer. Disclaimer: This joke was approved by all of my gay friends.
The easiest way to tell if a dude is gay is to follow him into the bathroom when he is about to take a piss. If he doesn't spit in the urinal before he unleashes the torrent, then he is as queer as a 3 legged kitten. At least that is what I have heard. I don't know if it is true or not, because I am not in the habit of following dudes into the bathroom...