Language Matters

A wise man once said, "Rang Dang diddle la dang a dang", but I don't think he spoke English, so I am not sure what he meant.

Horrible Joke

An ugly girl, a fat girl, and a midget walk into a bar that I was sitting at. The ugly girl asked me if I would go home with her and I said, "yes". The fat girl asked me if I would go home with her and I said, "yes". The midget asked me if I would go home with her and I said, "yes". So we all left.

Gentle Man

I am trying to figure out what it means to be a gentleman. I think it has something to do with opening things for women, like doors and jars. However I think I might be missing something, because I asked a young lady if I could open her legs and she sprayed me with mace.